babia-majora:

cas u suck at this.

babia-majora:

cas u suck at this.

allthebeautifulthings9828:

trenchcoatandhalo:

gross husbands

Dean was like, “Huh. Look at that. I think I’m aroused. Son of a bitch. Sammy, Kevin, Bobby, Gabriel, Balthazar, Naomi, Crowley, the chick at the Gas n Sip, 2014!me, Charlie, Uriel, Lucifer, the motel clerk in the 70s, and probably Dad’s ghost are all right. I do fuckin love Cas. Son of a bitch.”

I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey. 

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
  • image
  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
  • image
  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey. 

princess-sparklemullet:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
  • image
  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
  • image
  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

Oh my god it has those banner photoshop graphics we all spent at least a week thinking were really cool and a sign of a quality fic

titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

i WILL reblog this every time i see it on my dash.

titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

i WILL reblog this every time i see it on my dash.

shylocks:

if at some point you managed to convince yourself you were some form of straight (as a consequence of mainstream equation of straightness to normality and the default) when you’re really not, then it becomes really hard to believe there are properly completely straight people out there

like really? not even a tiny 1% gay? are you okay?

deanhugchester that’s my secret- I’m always exhausted :) 
And my husband and I had to move at different times this summer (I moved early for a job, he couldn’t move until he finished some school stuff). We’re temporarily staying with family, and Move 3 will be moving into a rental house of our own (hopefully within the next 2 months, depending on what is available in our price range). dumplingdean I am missing being around here like crazy. I can’t wait for things to calm down so I have more time!!!

deanhugchester that’s my secret- I’m always exhausted :)
And my husband and I had to move at different times this summer (I moved early for a job, he couldn’t move until he finished some school stuff). We’re temporarily staying with family, and Move 3 will be moving into a rental house of our own (hopefully within the next 2 months, depending on what is available in our price range).
dumplingdean I am missing being around here like crazy. I can’t wait for things to calm down so I have more time!!!

Anonymous ASKED:
"She was still loose and hazy from her orgasam when he pulled away" - I want all my orgasms to be orgasams from now on :3 Anyway, hella hot fic, I loved it~

Ahhahha the hazards of not having a regular beta! A pretty fortuitous typo, though. By which I mean that it was totally definitely on purpose. (That’s a lie, it’s just a typo!)

And thank you, I’m glad you enjoyed it!!

(Referring to this post- sorry I’m on mobile and can’t do links! http://baredwolf.tumblr.com/post/75171924001/of-time-and-memories )